《idle thoughts of an idle fellow》

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 of love。  Whereupon my young friend very properly prepares to punch the head of the boy at the cigar emporium next door; but fails in the attempt; the boy at the cigar emporium next door punching his instead。

And then comes school life; with its bitter little sorrows and its joyous shoutings; its jolly larks; and its hot tears falling on beastly Latin grammars and silly old copy…books。  It is at school that he injures himself for lifeas I firmly believetrying to pronounce German; and it is there; too; that he learns of the importance attached by the French nation to pens; ink; and paper。  〃Have you pens; ink; and paper?〃 is the first question asked by one Frenchman of another on their meeting。  The other fellow has not any of them; as a rule; but says that the uncle of his brother has got them all three。 The first fellow doesn't appear to care a hang about the uncle of the other fellow's brother; what he wants to know now is; has the neighbor of the other fellow's mother got 'em?  〃The neighbor of my mother has no pens; no ink; and no paper;〃 replies the other man; beginning to get wild。  〃Has the child of thy female gardener some pens; some ink; or some paper?〃  He has him there。  After worrying enough about these wretched inks; pens; and paper to make everybody miserable; it turns out that the child of his own female gardener hasn't any。  Such a discovery would shut up any one but a French exercise man。  It has no effect at all; though; on this shameless creature。  He never thinks of apologizing; but says his aunt has some mustard。

So in the acquisition of more or less useless knowledge; soon happily to be forgotten; boyhood passes away。  The red…brick school…house fades from view; and we turn down into the world's high…road。  My little friend is no longer little now。  The short jacket has sprouted tails。  The battered cap; so useful as a combination of pocket…handkerchief; drinking…cup; and weapon of attack; has grown high and glossy; and instead of a slate…pencil in his mouth there is a cigarette; the smoke of which troubles him; for it will get up his nose。  He tries a cigar a little later on as being more stylisha big black Havanna。  It doesn't seem altogether to agree with him; for I find him sitting over a bucket in the back kitchen afterward; solemnly swearing never to smoke again。

And now his mustache begins to be almost visible to the naked eye; whereupon he immediately takes to brandy…and…sodas and fancies himself a man。  He talks about 〃two to one against the favorite;〃 refers to actresses as 〃Little Emmy〃 and 〃Kate〃 and 〃Baby;〃 and murmurs about his 〃losses at cards the other night〃 in a style implying that thousands have been squandered; though; to do him justice; the actual amount is most probably one…and…twopence。  Also; if I see arightfor it is always twilight in this land of memorieshe sticks an eyeglass in his eye and stumbles over everything。

His female relations; much troubled at these things; pray for him (bless their gentle hearts!) and see visions of Old Bailey trials and halters as the only possible outcome of such reckless dissipation; and the prediction of his first school…master; that he would come to a bad end; assumes the proportions of inspired prophecy。

He has a lordly contempt at this age for the other sex; a blatantly good opinion of himself; and a sociably patronizing manner toward all the elderly male friends of the family。  Altogether; it must be confessed; he is somewhat of a nuisance about this time。

It does not last long; though。  He falls in love in a little while; and that soon takes the bounce out of him。  I notice his boots are much too small for him now; and his hair is fearfully and wonderfully arranged。  He reads poetry more than he used; and he keeps a rhyming dictionary in his bedroom。  Every morning Emily Jane finds scraps of torn…up paper on the floor and reads thereon of 〃cruel hearts and love's deep darts;〃 of 〃beauteous eyes and lovers' sighs;〃 and much more of the old; old song that lads so love to sing and lassies love to listen to while giving their dainty heads a toss and pretending never to hear。

The course of love; however; seems not to have run smoothly; for later on he takes more walking exercise and less sleep; poor boy; than is good for him; and his face is suggestive of anything but wedding…bells and happiness ever after。

And here he seems to vanish。  The little; boyish self that has grown up beside me as we walked is gone。

I am alone and the road is very dark。  I stumble on; I know not how nor care; for the way seems leading nowhere; and there is no light to guide。

But at last the morning comes; and I find that I have grown into myself。








THE END。



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