then they chop up the rope after and sell the bits for a few bob a skull。
In the dark land they bide； the vengeful knights of the razor。 Their deadly coil they grasp： yea； and therein they lead to Erebus whatsoever wight hath done a deed of blood for I will on nowise suffer it even so saith the Lord。
So they started talking about capital punishment and of course Bloom es out with the why and the wherefore and all the codology of the business and the old dog smelling him all the time I'm told those Jewies does have a sort of a queer odour ing off them for dogs about I don't know what all deterrent effect and so forth and so on。
There's one thing it hasn't a deterrent effect on； says Alf。
What's that？ says Joe。
The poor bugger's tool that's being hanged； says Alf。
That so？ says Joe。
God's truth； says Alf。 I heard that from the head warder that was in Kilmainham when they hanged Joe Brady； the invincible。 He told me when they cut him down after the drop it was standing up in their faces like a poker。
Ruling passion strong in death； says Joe； as someone said。
That can be explained by science； says Bloom。 It's only a natural phenomenon； don't you see； because on account of the。。。
And then he starts with his jawbreakers about phenomenon and science and this phenomenon and the other phenomenon。
The distinguished scientist Herr Professor Luitpold Blumenduft tendered medical evidence to the effect that the instantaneous fracture of the cervical vertebrae and consequent scission of the spinal cord would； according to the best approved traditions of medical science； be calculated to inevitably produce in the human subject a violent ganglionic stimulus of the nerve centres； causing the pores of the cobra cavernosa to rapidly dilate in such a way as to instantaneously facilitate the flow of blood to that part of the human anatomy known as the penis or male organ resulting in the phenomenon which has been dominated by the faculty a morbid upwards and outwards philoprogenitive erection in articulo mortis per diminutionem capitis。
So of course the citizen was only waiting for the wink of the word and he starts gassing out of him about the invincibles and the old guard and the men of sixtyseven and who fears to speak of ninetyeight and Joe with him about all the fellows that were hanged； drawn and transported for the cause by drumhead courtmartial and a new Ireland and new this； that and the other。 Talking about new Ireland he ought to go and get a new dog so he ought。 Mangy ravenous brute sniffling and sneezing all round the place and scratching his scabs and round he goes to Bob Doran that was standing Alf a half one sucking up for what he could get。 So of course Bob Doran starts doing the bloody fool with him：
Give us the paw！ Give the paw； doggy！ Good old doggy。 Give us the paw here！ Give us the paw！
Arrah！ bloody end to the paw he'd paw and Alf trying to keep him from tumbling off the bloody stool atop of the bloody old dog and he talking all kinds of drivel about training by kindness and thoroughbred dog and intelligent dog： give you the bloody pip。 Then he starts scraping a few bits of old biscuit out of the bottom of a Jacob's tin he told Terry to bring。 Gob； he golloped it down like old boots and his tongue hanging out of him a yard long for more。 Near ate the tin and all； hungry bloody mongrel。
And the citizen and Bloom having an argument about the point； the brothers Sheares and Wolfe Tone beyond on Arbour Hill and Robert Emmet and die for your country； the Tommy Moore touch about Sara Curran and she's far from the land。 And Bloom； of course； with his knockmedown cigar putting on swank with his lardy face。 Phenomenon！ The fat heap he married is a nice old phenomenon with a back on her like a ballalley。 Time they were stopping up in the City Arms Pisser Burke told me there was an old one there with a cracked loodheramaun of a nephew and Bloom trying to get the soft side of her doing the mollycoddle playing bézique to e in for a bit of the wampum in her will and not eating meat of a Friday because the old one was always thumping her craw and taking the lout out for a walk。 And one time he led him the rounds of Dublin and； by the holy farmer； he never cried crack till he brought him home as drunk as a boiled owl and he said he did it to teach him the evils of alcohol and by herrings if the three women didn't near roast him it's a queer story； the old one； Bloom's wife and Mrs O'Dowd that kept the hotel。 Jesus； I had to laugh at Pisser Burke taking them off chewing the fat and Bloom with his but don't you see？ and but on the other hand。 And sure； more be token； the lout I'm told was in Power's after； the blender's； round in Cope street going home footless in a cab five times in the week after drinking his way through all the samples in the bloody establishment。 Phenomenon！
The memory of the dead； says the citizen taking up his pintglass and glaring at Bloom。
Ay； ay； says Joe。
You don't grasp my point； says Bloom。 What I mean is。。。
Sinn Fein！ says the citizen。 Sinn fein amhain！ The friends we love are by our side and the foes we hate before us。
The last farewell was affecting in the extreme。 From the belfries far and near the funereal deathbell tolled unceasingly while all around the gloomy precincts rolled the ominous warning of a hundred muffled drums punctuated by the hollow booming of pieces of ordnance。 The deafening claps of thunder and the dazzling flashes of lightning which lit up the ghastly scene testified that the artillery of heaven had lent its supernatural pomp to the already gruesome spectacle。 A torrential rain poured down from the floodgates of the angry heavens upon the bared heads of the assembled multitude which numbered at the lowest putation five hundred thousand persons。 A posse of Dublin Metropolitan police superintended by the Chief missioner in person maintained order in the vast throng for whom the York Street brass and reed band whiled away the intervening time by admirably rendering on their black draped instruments the matchless melody endeared to us from the cradle by Speranza's plaintive muse。 Special quick excursion trains and upholstered charabancs had been provided for the fort of our country cousins of whom there were large contingents。 Considerable amusement was caused by the favourite Dublin streetsingers L…n…h…n and M…ll…g…n who sang The Night before Larry was stretched in their usual mirth…provoking fashion。 Our two inimitable drolls did a roaring trade with their broadsheets among lovers of the edy element and nobody who has a corner in his heart for real Irish fun without vulgarity will grudge them their hardearned pennies。 The children of the Male and Female Foundling Hospital who thronged the windows overlooking the scene were delighted with this unexpected addition to the day's entertainment and a word of praise is due to the Little Sisters of the Poor for their excellent idea of affording the poor fatherless and motherless children a genuinely instructive treat。 The viceregal houseparty which included many wellknown ladies was chaperoned by Their Excellencies to the most favourable positions on the grand stand while the picturesque foreign delegation known as the Friends of the Emerald Isle was acmodated on a tribune directly opposite。 The delegation； present in full force； consisted of mendatore Bacibaci Beninobenone （the semi…paralysed doyen of the party who had to be assisted to his seat by the aid of a powerful steam crane）； Monsieur Pierrepaul Petitépatant； the Grandjoker Vladinmire Pokethankertscheff； the Archjoker Leopold Rudolph von Schwanzenbad…Hodenthaler； Countess Marha Virdga Kisászony Putrápesthi； Hiram Y。 Bomboost； Count Athanatos Karamelopulos。 Ali Baba Backsheesh Rahat Lokum Effendi； Se？or Hidalgo Caballero Don Pecadillo y Palabras y Paternoster de la Malora de la Malaria； Hokopoko Harakiri； Hi Hung Chang； Olaf Kobberkeddelsen； Mynheer Trik van Trumps； Pan Poleaxe Paddyrisky； Goosepond Prhklstr Kratchinabritchisitch； Herr Hurhausdirektorprasident Hans Chuechli…Steuerli； Nationalgymnasiummuseumsanato riumandsuspensoriumsordinaryprivatdocentgeneralhistoryspecialprofessordoctor Kriegfried Ueberallgemein。 All the delegates without exception expressed themselves in the strongest possible heterogeneous terms concerning the nameless barbarity which they had been called upon to witness。 An animated altercation （in which all took part） ensued among F。O。T。E。I。 as to whether the eighth or the ninth of March was the correct date of the birth of Ireland's patron saint。 In the course of the argument cannonballs； scimitars； boomerangs； blunderbusses； stinkpots； meatchoppers； umbrellas； catapults； knuckledusters； sandbags； lumps of pig iron were resorted to and blows were freely exchanged。 The baby policeman； Constable MacFadden； summoned by special courier from Booterstown； quickly restored order and with lightning promptitude proposed the seventeenth of the month as a solution equally honourable for both contending parties。 The readywitted ninefooter's suggestion at once appealed to all and was unanimously accepted。 Constable MacFadden was heartily congratulated by all the F。O。T。E。I。； several of whom were bleeding profusely。 mendatore Beninobenone having been extricated from underneath the presidential armchair； It was explained by his legal adviser Avvocato Pagamimi that the various articles secreted in his thirtytwo pockets had been abstracted by him during the affray from the pockets of his Junior colleagues in the hope of bringing them to their senses。 The objects （which included several hundred ladies' and gentlemen's gold and silver watches） were promptly restored to their rightful owners and general harmony reigned supreme。
Quietly； unassumingly； Rumbold stepped on to the scaffold in faultless morning dress and wearing his favourite flower the Gladiolus Cruentus。 He announced his presence by that gentle Rumboldian cough which so many have tried （unsuccessfully） to imitate … short； painstaking yet withal so characteristic of the man。 The arrival of the world…renowned headsman was greeted by a roar of acclamation from the huge concourse； the viceregal ladies waving their handkerchiefs in their excitement while the even more excitable foreign de