ol。 And his old fellow before him perpetrating frauds； old Methusalem Bloom； the robbing bagman； that poisoned himself with the prussic acid after he swamping the country with his baubles and his penny diamonds。 Loans by post on easy terms。 Any amount of money advanced on note of hand。 Distance no object。 No security。 Gob he's like Lanty MacHale's goat that'd go a piece of the road with everyone。
Well； it's a fact； says John Wyse。 And there's the man now that'll tell you about it； Martin Cunningham。
Sure enough the castle car drove up with Martin on it and Jack Power with him and a fellow named Crofter or Crofton； pensioner out of the collector general's； an orangeman Blackburn does have on the registration and he drawing his pay or Crawford gallivanting around the country at the king's expense。
Our travellers reached the rustic hostelry and alighted from their palfreys。
Ho； varlet！ cried he； who by his mien seemed the leader of the party。 Saucy knave！ To us！
So saying he knocked loudly with his swordhilt upon the open lattice。
Mine host came forth at the summons girding him with his tabard。
Give you good den； my masters； said he with an obsequious bow。
Bestir thyself； sirrah！ cried he who had knocked。 Look to our steeds。 And for ourselves give us of your best for faith we need it。
Lackaday； good masters； said the host； my poor house has but a bare larder。 I know not what to offer your lordships。
How now； fellow？ cried the second of the party； a man of pleasant countenance； so servest thou the king's messengers； Master Taptun？
An instantaneous change overspread the landlord's visage。
Cry you mercy； gentlemen； he said humbly。 An you be the king's messengers （God shield His Majesty！） you shall not want for aught。 The king's friends （God bless His Majesty！） shall not go afasting in my house I warrant me。
Then about！ cried the traveller who had not spoken； a lusty trencherman by his aspect。 Hast aught to give us？
Mine host bowed again as he made answer：
What say you； good masters； to a squab pigeon pasty； some collops of venison； a saddle of veal； widgeon with crisp hog's bacon； a boar's head with pistachios； a bason of jolly custard； a medlar tansy and a flagon of old Rhenish？
Gadzooks！ cried the last speaker。 That likes me well。 Pistachios！
Aha！ cried he of the pleasant countenance。 A poor house and a bare larder； quotha！ 'Tis a merry rogue。
So in es Martin asking where was Bloom。
Where is he？ says Lenehan。 Defrauding widows and orphans。
Isn't that a fact； says John Wyse； what I was telling the citizen about Bloom and the Sinn Fein？
That's so； says Martin。 Or so they allege。
Who made those allegations？ says Alf。
I； says Joe。 I'm the alligator。
And after all； says John Wyse； why can't a jew love his country like the next fellow？
Why not？ says J。 J。； when he's quite sure which country it is。
Is he a jew or a gentile or a holy Roman or a swaddler or what the hell is he？ says Ned。 Or who is he？ No offence； Crofton。
We don't want him； says Crofter the Orangeman or presbyterian。
Who is Junius？ says J。 J。
He's a perverted jew； says Martin； from a place in Hungary and it was he drew up all the plans according to the Hungarian system。 We know that in the castle。
Isn't he a cousin of Bloom the dentist？ says Jack Power。
Not at all； says Martin。 Only namesakes。 His name was Virag。 The father's name that poisoned himself。 He changed it by deed poll； the father did。
That's the new Messiah for Ireland！ says the citizen。 Island of saints and sages！
Well； they're still waiting for their redeemer； says Martin。 For that matter so are we。
Yes； says J。 J。； and every male that's born they think it may be their Messiah。 And every jew is in a tall state of excitement； I believe； till he knows if he's a father or a mother。
Expecting every moment will be his next； says Lenehan。
O； by God； says Ned； you should have seen Bloom before that son of his that died was born。 I met him one day in the south city markets buying a tin of Neave's food six weeks before the wife was delivered。
En ventre sa mere； says J。 J。
Do you call that a man？ says the citizen。
I wonder did he ever put it out of sight； says Joe。
Well； there were two children born anyhow； says Jack Power。
And who does he suspect？ says the citizen。
Gob； there's many a true word spoken in jest。 One of those mixed middlings he is。 Lying up in the hotel Pisser was telling me once a month with headache like a totty with her courses。 Do you know what I'm telling you？ It'd be an act of God to take a hold of a fellow the like of that and throw him in the bloody sea。 Justifiable homicide； so it would。 Then sloping off with his five quid without putting up a pint of stuff like a man。 Give us your blessing。 Not as much as would blind your eye。
Charity to the neighbour； says Martin。 But where is he？ We can't wait。
A wolf in sheep's clothing； says the citizen。 That's what he
is。 Virag from Hungary！ Ahasuerus I call him。 Cursed by God。
Have you time for a brief libation； Martin？ says Ned。
Only one； says Martin。 We must be quick。 J。 J。 and S。
You Jack？ Crofton？ Three half ones； Terry。
Saint Patrick would want to land again at Ballykinlar and convert us； says the citizen； after allowing things like that to contaminate our shores。
Well； says Martin； rapping for his glass。 God bless all here is my prayer。
Amen； says the citizen。
And I'm sure he will； says Joe。
And at the sound of the sacring bell； headed by a crucifer with acolytes； thurifers； boatbearers； readers； ostiarii； deacons and subdeacons； the blessed pany drew nigh of mitred abbots and priors and guardians and monks and friars： the monks of Benedict of Spoleto； Carthusians and Camaldolesi； Cistercians and Olivetans； Oratorians and Vallombrosans； and the friars of Augustine； Brigittines； Premonstratesians； Servi； Trinitarians； and the children of Peter Nolasco： and therewith from Carmel mount the children of Elijah prophet led by Albert bishop and by Teresa of Avila； calced and other： and friars brown and grey； sons of poor Francis； capuchins； cordeliers； minimes and observants and the daughters of Clara： and the sons of Dominic； the friars preachers； and the sons of Vincent： and the monks of S。 Wolstan： and Ignatius his children： and the confraternity of the christian brothers led by the reverend brother Edmund Ignatius Rice。 And after came all saints and martyrs； virgins and confessors： S。 Cyr and S。 Isidore Arator and S。 James the Less and S。 Phocas of Sinope and S。 Julian Hospitator and S。 Felix de Cantalice and S。 Simon Stylites and S。 Stephen Protomartyr and S。 John of God and S。 Ferreol and S。 Leugarde and S。 Theodotus and S。 Vulmar and S。 Richard and S。 Vincent de Paul and S。 Martin of Todi and S。 Martin of Tours and S。 Alfred and S。 Joseph and S。 Denis and S。 Cornelius and S。 Leopold and S。 Bernard and S。 Terence and S。 Edward and S。 Owen Caniculus and S。 Anonymous and S。 Eponymous and S。 Pseudonymous and S。 Homonymous and S。 Paronymous and S。 Synonymous and S。 Laurence O'Toole and S。 James of Dingle and postella and S。 Columcille and S。 Columba and S。 Celestine and S。 Colman and S。 Kevin and S。 Brendan and S。 Frigidian and S。 Senan and S。 Fachtna and S。 Columbanus and S。 Gall and S。 Fursey and S。 Fintan and S。 Fiacre and S。 John Nepomuc and S。 Thomas Aquinas and S。 Ives of Brittany and S。 Michan and S。 Herman…Joseph and the three patrons of holy youth S。 Aloysius Gonzaga and S。 Stanislaus Kostka and S。 John Berchmans and the saints Gervasius； Servasius and Bonifacius and S。 Bride and S。 Kieran and S。 Canice of Kilkenny and S。 Jarlath of Tuam and S。 Finbarr and S。 Pappin of Ballymun and Brother Aloysius Pacificus and Brother Louis Bellicosus and the saints Rose of Lima and of Viterbo and S。 Martha of Bethany and S。 Mary of Egypt and S。 Lucy and S。 Brigid and S。 Attracta and S。 Dympna and S。 Ita and S。 Marion Calpensis and the Blessed Sister Teresa of the Child Jesus and S。 Barbara and S。 Scholastica and S。 Ursula with eleven thousand virgins。 And all came with nimbi and aureoles and gloriae； bearing palms and harps and swords and olive crowns； in robes whereon were woven the blessed symbols of their efficacies； inkhorns； arrows； loaves； cruses； fetters； axes； trees； bridges； babes in a bathtub； shells； wallets； shears； keys； dragons； lilies； buckshot； beards； hogs； lamps； bellows； beehives； soupladles； stars； snakes； anvils； boxes of vaseline； bells； crutches； forceps； stags' horns； watertight boots； hawks； millstones； eyes on a dish； wax candles； aspergills； unicorns。 And as they wended their way by Nelson's Pillar； Henry Street； Mary Street； Capel Street； Little Britain Street； chanting the introit in Epiphania Domini which beginneth Surge； illuminare and thereafter most sweetly the gradual Omnes which saith de Saba venient they did divers wonders such as casting out devils； raising the dead to life； multiplying fishes； healing the halt and the blind； discovering various articles which had been mislaid； interpreting and fulfilling the scriptures； blessing and prophesying。 And last； beneath a canopy of cloth of gold came the reverend Father O'Flynn attended by Malachi and Patrick。 And when the good fathers had reached the appointed place； the house of Bernard Kiernan and Co； limited； 8；9 and 10 little Britain street； wholesale grocers； wine and brandy shippers； licensed for the sale of beer； wine and spirits for consumption on the premises； the celebrant blessed the house and censed the mullioned windows and the groynes and the vaults and the arrises and the capitals and the pediments and the cornices and the engrailed arches and the spires and the cupolas and sprinkled the lintels thereof with blessed water and prayed that God might bless that house as he had blessed the house of Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and make the angels of His light to inhabit therein。 And entering he blessed the viands and the beverages and the pany of all the blessed answered his prayers。
Adiutorium nostrum in nomine Domini。
Que fecit clum et terram。
Dominus vobiscum。
Et cum spiritu tuo。
And he laid his hands upon the blessed and gave thanks and he prayed and they all with him prayed：
Deus； cuius vet sanctificantur omnia； ben