ch！ Tramp； tramp the boys are （attitudes！） parching。 Beer； beef； business； bibles； bulldogs； battleships； buggery and bishops。 Whether on the scaffold high。 Beerbeef trample the bibles。 When for Irelandear。 Trample the trampellers。 Thunderation！ Keep the durned millingtary step。 We fall。 Bishops' boosebox。 Halt！ Heave to。 Rugger。 Scrum in。 No touch kicking。 Wow； my tootsies！ You hurt？ Most amazingly sorry！
Query。 Who's astanding this here do？ Proud possessor of damnall。 Declare misery。 Bet to the ropes。 Me nantee saltee。 Not a red at me this week gone。 Yours？ Mead of our fathers for the übermensch。 Dittoh。 Five number ones。 You； sir？ Ginger cordial。 Chase me； the cabby's candle。 Stimulate the caloric。 Winding of his ticker。 Stopped short never to go again when the old。 Absinthe for me； savvy？ Caramba！ Have an eggnog or a prairie oyster。 Enemy？ Avuncular's got my timepiece。 Ten to。 Obligated awful。 Don't mention it。 Got a pectoral trauma； eh； Dix？ Pos fact。 Got bet be a boomblebee whenever he was settin sleep in hes bit garten。 Digs up near the Mater。 Buckled he is。 Know his dona？ Yup； sartin； I do。 Full of a dure。 See her in her dishybilly。 Peels off a credit。 Lovey lovekin。 None of your lean kine； not much。 Pull down the blind； love。 Two Ardilauns。 Same here。 Look slippery。 If you fall don't wait to get up。 Five； seven； nine。 Fine！ Got a prime pair of mincepies； no kid。 And her take me to rests and her anker of rum。 Must be seen to be believed。 Your starving eyes and allbeplastered neck you stole my heart； O gluepot。 Sir？ Spud again the rheumatiz？ All poppycock； you'll scuse me saying。 For the hoi polloi。 I vear thee best a gert vool。 Well； doc？ Back fro Lapland？ Your corporosity sagaciating OK？ How's the squaws and papooses？ Womanbody after going on the straw？ Stand and deliver。 Password。 There's hair。 Ours the white death and the ruddy birth。 Hi！ Spit in your own eye； boss。 Mummer's wire。 Cribbed out of Meredith。 Jesified orchidised polycimical jesuit！ Aunty mine's writing Pa Kinch。 Baddybad Stephen lead astray goodygood Malachi。
Hurroo！ Collar the leather； youngun。 Roun wi the nappy。 Here； Jock braw Hielentman's your barleybree。 Lang may your lum reek and your kailpot boil！ My tipple。 Merci。 Here's to us。 How's that？ Leg before wicket。 Don't stain my brandnew sitinems。 Give's a shake of pepper； you there。 Catch aholt。 Caraway seed to carry away。 Twig？ Shrieks of silence。 Every cove to his gentry mort。 Venus Pandemos。 Les petites femmes。 Bold bad girl from the town of Mullingar。 Tell her I was axing at her。 Hauding Sara by the wame。 On the road to Malahide。 Me？ If she who seduced me had left but the name。 What do you want for ninepence？ Machree； Macruiskeen。 Smutty Moll for a mattress jig。 And a pull altogether。 Ex！
Waiting； guvnor？ Most deciduously。 Bet your boots on。 Stunned like seeing as how no shiners is aing； Underconstumble？ He've got the chink ad lib。 Seed near free poun on un a spell ago a said war hisn。 Us e right in on your invite； see？ Up to you； matey。 Out with the oof。 Two bar and a wing。 You larn that go off of they there Frenchy bilks？ Won't wash here for nuts nohow。 Lil chile vely solly。 Ise de cutest colour coon down our side。 Gawds teruth； Chawley。 We are nae fou。 We're nae tha fou。 Au reservoir； Mossoo。 Tanks you。
'Tis； sure。 What say？ In the speakeasy。 Tight。 I shee you； shir。 Bantam； two days teetee。 Mowsing nowt but claretwine。 Garn！ Have a glint； do。 Gum； I'm jiggered。 And been to barber he have。 Too full for words。 With a railway bloke。 How e you so？ Opera he'd like？ Rose of Castille。 Rows of cast。 Police！ Some H2O for a gent fainted。 Look at Bantam's flowers。 Gemini； he's going to holler。 The colleen bawn； my colleen bawn。 O； cheese it！ Shut his blurry Dutch oven with a firm hand。 Had the winner today till I tipped him a dead cert。 The ruffin cly the nab of Stephen。 Hand as give me the jady coppaleen。 He strike a telegramboy paddock wire big bug Bass to the depot。 Shove him a joey and grahamise。 Mare on form hot order。 Guinea to a goosegog。 Tell a cram； that。 Gospel…true。 Criminal diversion？ I think that yes。 Sure thing。 Land him in chokeechokee if the harman beck copped the game。 Madden back Madden's a maddening back。 O； lust； our refuge and our strength。 Decamping。 Must you go？ Off to mammy。 Stand by。 Hide my blushes someone。 All in if he spots me。 eahome； our Bantam。 Horryvar； mong vioo。 Dinna forget the cowslips for hersel。 Cornfide。 Wha gev ye thon colt？ Pal to pal。 Jannock。 Of John Thomas； her spouse。 No fake； old man Leo。 S'elp me； honest injun。 Shiver my timbers if I had。 There's a great big holy friar。 Vyfor you no me tell？ Vel； I ses； if that aint a sheeny nachez； vel； I vil get misha mishinnah。 Through yerd our lord； Amen。
You move a motion？ Steve boy； you're going it some。 More bluggy drunkables？ Will immensely splendiferous stander permit one stooder of most extreme poverty and one largesize grandacious thirst to terminate one expensive inaugurated libation？ Give's a breather。 Landlord； landlord； have you good wine； staboo？ Hoots； mon； wee drap to pree。 Cut and some again。 Right Boniface！ Absinthe the lot。 Nos omnes biberimus viridum toxicum diabolus capiat posteriora nostra Closingtime； gents。 Eh？ Rome boose for the Bloom toff。 I hear you say onions？ Bloo？ Cadges ads？ Photo's papli； by all that's gorgeous！ Play low； pardner。 Slide。 Bonsoir la pagnie。 And snares of the poxfiend。 Where's the buck and Namby Amby？ Skunked？ Leg bail。 Aweel； ye maun e'en gang yer gates。 Checkmate。 King to tower。 Kind Kristyann will yu help； yung man hoose frend tuk bungalo kee to find plais whear to lay crown off his hed 2 night。 Crickey； I'm about sprung。 Tarnally dog gone my shins if this beent the bestest putties longbreakyet。 Item； curate； couple of cookies for this child。 Cot's plood and prandypalls； none！ Not a pite of sheeses？ Thrust syphilis down to hell and with him those other licensed spirits。 Time。 Who wander through the world。 Health all。 A la v？tre！
Golly； whatten tunket's yon guy in the mackintosh？ Dusty Rhodes。 Peep at his wearables。 By mighty！ What's he got？ Jubilee mutton。 Bovril； by James。 Wants it real bad。 D'ye ken bare socks？ Seedy cuss in the Richmond？ Rawthere！ Thought he had a deposit of lead in his penis。 Trumpery insanity。 Bartle the Bread we calls him。 That； sir； was once a prosperous cit。 Man all tattered and torn that married a maiden all forlorn。 Slung her hook； she did。 Here see lost love。 Walking Mackintosh of lonely canyon。 Tuck and turn in。 Schedule time。 Nix for the hornies。 Pardon？ See him today at a runefal？ Chum o yourn passed in his checks？ Ludamassy！ Pore picanninies！ Thou'll no be telling me thot； Pold veg！ Did urns blubble bigsplash crytears cos fries Padney was took off in black bag？ Of all de darkies Massa Pat was verra best。 I never see the like since I was born。 Tiens； tiens； but it is well sad； that； my faith； yes。 O get； rev on a gradient one in nine。 Live axle drives are souped。 Lay you two to one Jenatzy licks him ruddy well hollow。 Jappies？ High angle fire； inyah！ Sunk by war specials。 Be worse for him； says he； nor any Rooshian。 Time all。 There's eleven of them。 Get ye gone。 Forward； woozy wobblers！ Night。 Night。 May Allah； the Excellent One； your soul this night ever tremendously conserve。
Your attention！ We're nae thy fou。 The Leith police dismisseth us。 The least tholice。 Ware hawks for the chap puking。 Unwell in his abominable regions。 Yooka。 Night。 Mona； my thrue love。 Yook。 Mona； my own love。 Ook。
Hark！ Shut your obstropolos。 Pflaap！ Pflaap！ Blaze on。 There she goes。 Brigade！ Bout ship。 Mount street way。 Cut up。 Pflaap！ Tally ho。 You not e？ Run； skelter； race。 Pflaaaap！
Lynch！ Hey？ Sign on long o me。 Denzille lane this way。 Change here for Bawdyhouse。 We two； she said； will seek the kips there shady Mary is。 Righto； any old time。 Laetabuntur in cubilibus suis。 You ing long？ Whisper； who the sooty hell's the johnny in the black duds？ Hush！ Sinned against the light and even now that day is at hand when he shall e to judge the world by fire。 Pflaap！ Ut implerentur scripturae。 Strike up a ballad。 Then outspake medical Dick to his rade medical Davy。 Christicle； who's this excrement yellow gospeller on the Merrion hall？ Elijah is ing washed in the Blood of the Lamb。 e on； you winefizzling ginsizzling booseguzzling existences！ e on； you dog…gone； bullnecked； beetlebrowed； hogjowled； peanutbrained； weaseleyed four flushers； false alarms and excess baggage！ e on； you triple extract of infamy！ Alexander J。 Christ Dowie； that's yanked to glory most half this planet from 'Frisco Beach to Vladivostok。 The Deity ain't no nickel dime bumshow。 I put it to you that he's on the square and a corking fine business proposition。 He's the grandest thing yet and don't you forget it。 Shout salvation in King Jesus。 You'll need to rise precious early； you sinner there； if you want to diddle the Almighty God。 Pflaaaap！ Not half。 He's got a coughmixture with a punch in it for you； my friend； In his backpocket。 Just you try it on。
Circe
The Mabbot street entrance of nighttown； before which stretches an uncobbled transiding set with skeleton tracks； red and green will…o'…the…wisps and danger signals。 Rows of flimsy houses with gaping doors。 Rare lamps with faint rainbow fans。 Round Rabaiotti's halted ice gondola stunted men and women squabble。 They grab wafers between which are wedged lumps of coal and copper snow。 Sucking； they scatter slowly。 Children。 The swanb of the gondola； highreared； forges on through the murk； white and blue under a lighthouse。 Whistles call and answer。
THE CALLS Wait； my love； and I'll be with you。
THE ANSWERS Round behind the stable。
（A deaf mute idiot with goggle eyes； his shapeless mouth dribbling； jerks past； shaken in Saint Vitus' dance。 A chain of children's hands imprisons him。）
THE CHILDREN Kithoguel Salute。
THE IDIOT （Lifts a palsied left arm and gurgles。） Grhahute！
THE CHILDREN Where's the great light？
THE IDIOT （Gobbing。） Ghaghahest。
（They release him。 He jerks on。 A pygmy woman swings on a rope slung between the railings； counting。 A form sprawled against a dustbin and muffled by its arm and hat moves； groans； grinding growling teeth； and snores again。 On a step a gnome totting among a rubbish tip crouches to shoulder a